World War III has begun. To avoid their own destruction, a band of desperate deserters has fled into the desert... but when they stumble across an underground lab, they discover a horror even greater than the war itself. Deep beneath the steaming sands, a mysterious substance transforms one of the men into a deadly creature. Trapped below by a rock slide, the four survivors must now destroy the blood thristy beast... or die in it's gripping jaws. CREEPOZOIDS


(2:53:19 PM) Dastote: velocity once made a movie about the donner party but named it bonner party
(2:53:20 PM) LEAP: doo dee doo dee do do dooo
(2:53:26 PM) Dastote: and it was bonery ass ALL HELL

(6:39:45 PM) velocityJE_RN [Mibbit@synIRC-5BFB5D8C.rn.hr.cox.net] entered the room.
(6:40:00 PM) velocityJE_RN: Hrm
(6:40:06 PM) HeyCrapOnThis: Hrm
(6:41:48 PM) Sir_Silly: velocityjern
(6:42:00 PM) HeyCrapOnThis: velocitycern
(6:42:18 PM) Dastote: computer: boot me up to speed, what is a SAdchub
(6:42:22 PM) JohnnyT: velocityJERK
(6:42:25 PM) Dastote: beep oorp booop
(6:42:35 PM) HeyCrapOnThis: YES
(6:42:39 PM) HeyCrapOnThis: THATS THE ONE
(6:42:51 PM) Dastote: *dotmatrix readout* "its a place where velocityJERK is
(6:43:05 PM) Dastote: 'SPLAINS EVERYTHIN'
(6:43:26 PM) Dastote: thats a damn good title..





































AND FINALLY, THE START OF SEASON 2

BUCKLE UP COZ ITS IN YOUR FACE

1.       Alien Contamination (1981)

2.       Alien Species (1996)

3.       Alien Zone (1978)

4.       All Quiet on the Western Front (1979)

5.       All the Kind Strangers (1974)

6.       Alpha Incident, The (1977)

7.       Amazing Mr. X, The (1948)

8.       Amazing Transparent Man (1960)

9.       Ape Man, The (1943)

10.    Ape, The (1940)

11.    Assignment Outer Space (1960)

12.    Astral Factor, The (1976)

13.    Atomic Rulers of the World (1964)

14.    Attack from Space (1964)

15.    Bad Taste (1988)

16.    Barber, The (2001)

17.    Basket Case (1981)

18.    Bat, The (1959)

19.    Battle of the Worlds (1961)

20.    Beast from Haunted Cave (1960)

21.    Beast of the Yellow Night (1971)

22.    Beast of Yucca Flats (1961)

23.    Bell from Hell, The (1973)

24.    Blancheville Monster, The (1964)

25.    Blood Tide (1982)

26.    Bloodlust (1961)

27.    Bloody Brood, The (1959)

28.    Bowery at Midnight, The (1942)

29.    Brain Machine, The (1977)

30.    Brain That Wouldn’t Die, The (1962)

31.    Bride of the Gorilla (1951)

32.    Bucket of Blood, A (1959)

33.    C.H.U.D. (1984)

34.    Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, The (1920)

35.    Cathy’s Curse (1977)

36.    Chloe, Love is Calling You (1934)

37.    Christmas Evil (1980)

38.    Cold, The (1984)

39.    Colossus and the Amazon Queen (1960)

40.    Condemned to Live (1935)

41.    Condemned to Live (1935)

42.    Corpse Vanishes, The (1942)

43.    Cosmos: War of the Planets (1979)

44.    Counterblast (1948)

45.    Creature from the Haunted Sea (1961)

46.    Crimes at the Dark House (1940)

47.    Crimes of Stephen Hawke, The (1936)

48.    Criterion’s Equinox

49.    Criterion’s Haxan: Witchcraft through the Ages

50.    Crow, The (1994)

51.    Crypt of the Living Dead (1973)

52.    Curse of the Headless Horseman (1974)

53.    Darkman (1990)

1.       Darkman II: The Return of Durant (1994)

2.       Darkman III: Die Darkman Die (1996)

3.       Dawn of the Mummy (1981)

4.       Day of the Animals (1977)

5.       Day the Sky Exploded, The (1958)

6.       Dead Men Walk (1943)

7.       Deadtime Stories (1986)

8.       Death Rage (1976)

9.       Death Warmed Up (1984)

10.    Deep Red (1975)

11.    Demon, The (1979)

12.    Demons of Ludlow, The (1984)

13.    Destroy All Planets (1968)

14.    Devil Dog: Hound of Hell (1978)

15.    Devil Monster (1946)

16.    Devil of the Desert Against the Son of Hercules (1964)

17.    Devil’s Daughter, The (1939)

18.    Devil’s Hand, The (1962)

19.    Devil’s Messenger, The (1962)

20.    Devil's Partner (1962)

21.    Disappearance of Flight 412 (1974)

22.    Doomsday Machine, The (1972)

23.    Dr. Jeckll & Mr. Hyde (1920)

24.    Dr. Tarr’s Torture Dungeon (1972)

25.    Driller Killer (1979)

26.    Drive-in Massacre (1974)

27.    Eegah (1962)

28.    Embryo (1976)

29.    End of the World (1977)

30.    Eternal Evil (1985)

31.    Evil Brain from Outer Space (1956)

32.    Fatal Hour, The (1940)

33.    Feverlake (1996)

34.    First Spaceship on Venus (1960)

35.    Frozen Alive (1966)

36.    Funeral Home (1980)

37.    Galaxy Invader, The (1985)

38.    Gammera the Invincible (1966)

39.    Ghost Walks, The (1934)

40.    Ghost, The (1963)

41.    Ghoulies (1985)

42.    Ghoulies 2 (1987)

43.    Giant from the Unknown (1957)

44.    Giant Gila Monster, The (1959)

45.    Good Against Evil (1977)

46.    Gothic (1986)

47.    Grave of the Vampire (1974)

48.    Grizzly (1976)

49.    Guru, The Mad Monk (1970)

50.    Hands of a Stranger (1962)

51.    Hands of Steel (1986)

52.    Haunts (1977)

53.    Head, The (1959)

1.       Headless Horseman, The (1922)

2.       Hercules Against the Moonmen (1964)

3.       Hercules and the Captive Women (1961)

4.       Hercules and the Tyrants of Babylon (1964)

5.       Hercules Unchained (1959)

6.       Horror Express (1972)

7.       Horrors of Spider Island (1962)

8.       House of Evil (1968)

9.       House of the Dead (1978)

10.    House of the Living Dead (1973)

11.    How Awful About Alan (1970)

12.    Howling 4: The Original Nightmare (1988)

13.    Howling 7: New Moon (1998)

14.    I Bury the Living (1958)

15.    Idaho Transfer (1973)

16.    Incredible Petrified World, The (1957)

17.    Inhabited (2003)

18.    Ironbound Vampire, The (1997)

19.    Island Monster, The (1954)

20.    Jesse James Meets Frankenstein’s Daughter (1966)

21.    Killer Shrews, The (1959)

22.    Killers from Space (1954)

23.    King of Kong Island (1968)

24.    King of the Zombies (1941)

25.    Lady Frankenstein (1971)

26.    Land of the Minotaur (1977)

27.    Laser Mission (1990)

28.    Last Woman on Earth (1960)

29.    Leeches (2003)

30.    Let Sleeping Corpses Lie (1974)

31.    Logan’s Run (1976)

32.    Long Hair of Death, The (1964)

33.    Lost City, The (1935)

34.    Lost Jungle (1934)

35.    Lost Jungle, The (1934)

36.    Lost World, The (1925)

37.    Maciste in Hell (1925)

38.    Mad Monster, The (1942)

39.    Man in the Attic, The (1953)

40.    Man With Two Lives, The (1942)

41.    Maniac (1934)

42.    Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)

43.    Manster, The (1962)

44.    Mechanical Man, The (1921)

45.    Medusa (1973)

46.    Memorial Valley Massacre (1988)

47.    Mesa of Lost Women (1953)

48.    Messiah of Evil (1972)

49.    Metamorphosis (1990)

50.    Metropolis (1927)

51.    Midnight Shadow (1939)

52.    Milpitas Monster, The (1976)

53.    Mistress of Atlantis, The (1932)

1.       Mondo Cane (1962)

2.       Mondo Cane 2 (1963)

3.       Monster Maker, The (1944)

4.       Murder in the Red Barn (1935)

5.       Naked Fear (1999)

6.       Naked Massacre (1976)

7.       Never Too Late (1937)

8.       Night Evelyn Came Out of the Grave, The (1971)

9.       Night Fright (1968)

10.    Night of the Blood Beast (1958)

11.    Night of the Living Dead (1968)

12.    Nightmare Never Ends, The (1980)

13.    Nights of Terror (1980)

14.    Oasis of the Zombies (1981)

15.    Offerings (1989)

16.    One Frightened Night (1935)

17.    One Million Years B.C. (1967)

18.    Panic (1983)

19.    Phantom Creeps, The (1939)

20.    Phantom from Space (1953)

21.    Phantom of Soho, The (1964)

22.    Phantom Planet, The (1961)

23.    Piranha, ‘Piranha (1972)

24.    Planet Outlaws (1977)

25.    Prehistoric Women (1950)

26.    Prisoners of the Lost Universe (1984)

27.    Purple Death from Outer Space (1940)

28.    Queen of the Amazons (1947)

29.    Radio Ranch (1940)

30.    Return of Dr. Mabuse (1961)

31.    Revenge of Doctor X, The (1970)

32.    Ring of Terror (1962)

33.    Robot Monster, The (1953)

34.    Robot Pilot (1941)

35.    Rocky Jones, Space Ranger: Crash of the Moons (1954)

36.    Rocky Jones, Space Ranger: Menace from Outer Space (1956)

37.    Rodan (1956)

38.    Rogues Tavern, The (1936)

39.    Sadist, The (1963)

40.    Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)

41.    Satanic Rites of Dracula (1973)

42.    Scared to Death (1946)

43.    Scream Bloody Murder (1975)

44.    Search for the Beast (1997)

45.    Shadow of Chinatown (1936)

46.    She Gods of Shark Reef (1958)

47.    She-Beast, The (1966)

48.    Shock (1946)

49.    Shriek of the Mutilated (1974)

50.    Silent Night, Bloody Night (1974)

51.    Sisters of Death (1977)

52.    Slashed Dreams (1974)

53.    Slime City (1989)

1.       Snake People, The (1968)
2.       Snow Creature, The (1954)
3.       Son of Hercules: The Land of Darkness (1963)
4.       Sound of Horror (1964)
5.       Star Odyssey (1979)
6.       Strange Adventure, The (1956)
7.       Street Trash (1986)
8.       Swamp Thing (1982)
9.       Tales of Frankenstein (1958)
10.    Teenage Zombies (1959)
11.    Teenagers from Outer Space (1959)
12.    Terror (1979)
13.    Terror at the Red Wolf Inn (1972)
14.    Terror Creatures from the Grave (1965)
15.    The Capture of Bigfoot (1979)
16.    The Fury of the Wolfman (1972)
17.    The Legend of Bigfoot (1976)
18.    They (1974)
19.    They Came From Beyond Space (1967)
20.    This is not a Test (1962)
21.    Torture Ship (1939)
22.    Track of the Moon Beast (1976)
23.    UFO: Target Earth (1974)
24.    Unknown World (1951)
25.    Vampire Bat, The (1933)
26.    Vampire’s Night Orgy (1973)
27.    Video Violence (1987)
28.    Video Violence 2 (1988)
29.    Virus (1980)? Star: Glenn Ford
30.    Voyage to the Planet of Prehistoric Women (1968)
31.    Voyage to the Prehistoric Planet (1965)
32.    Walking Nightmare, A (1942)
33.    War of the Monsters (1966)
34.    War of the Robots (1978)
35.    Warning From Space (1956)
36.    Warriors of the Wasteland (1983)
37.    Warriors of the Wasteland (1983)
38.    Wasp Woman, The (1959)
39.    Waxwork (1988)
40.    Waxwork 2: Lost in Time (1991)
41.    Werewolf at Washington, The (1973)
42.    Werewolf Woman (1976)
43.    White Gorilla, The (1945)
44.    White Pongo (1945)
45.    Wild Women of Wongo, The (1958)
46.    Witches’ Mountain, The (1972)
47.    Zombie Holocaust (1980)
48.    Zontar, The Thing from Mars (1966)
 

EPISODE 10, FINALE     "KITTY VIRUS"





LAST WE SAW DR. GRIM WALKING INTO GRAVY JUNGLE IN SEARCH OF DASTOTEJR



SOMETHING STINKS HERE AND IT AINT CHEETOS






:vIRUS SPREADING TO DR GRIMS BRAIN COrE:



SH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!T FACECAT



GRIMLOCKE TOTALLY LOSING IT, "HUH...SR? NO NOT AGAINNNNN!"




"SHUT UP YOU LITTLE B!TCH AND TAKE ITTTT"




:VOMITS ON SR'S BUNKBED IN 1990:






TOMMMMMMY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


YEP, WILL GRIM SURVIVE THIS SORT OF INSANITY? WILL DASTOTE EVER BE SAVED AND WILL EMPPTER BE A RUNNING CHARACTER IN THIS OL THANG THATS GONE ON TOO LONG? I DUNNO BUT ITS TIME FOR CHRISTMAS, SMOKES, LET'S GO.





(1:29:24 PM) Dastote: lets see if i can get some rosetta stone up in here
(1:30:36 PM) velocityJE_: i h8 christamas too box
(1:31:22 PM) Boxly: How the fuck did I forget the superbowl
(1:31:33 PM) Dastote: there is one this year?
(1:31:33 PM) Boxly: The testosterone boost before the fuckday.
(1:32:13 PM) Boxly: I'd say it's just part of V-Day, it's so much more elegant as the 7 Adjustments
(1:32:38 PM) Dastote: man i sure wont have a valentine
(1:32:44 PM) Dastote: my quasi boyfriend flaked out
(1:32:46 PM) Boxly: I've never had a valentine
(1:32:54 PM) Dastote: i think i did have one
(1:32:59 PM) Dastote: with my last and first
(1:33:06 PM) Dastote: this is my second relationship
(1:33:16 PM) Dastote: i do believe i had a valentine when i was 16
(1:33:40 PM) Dastote: and this dude, ive seen him for a month this year, and then about the same back in 2006 :(
(1:33:43 PM) Dastote: flaked out twice on me
(1:33:51 PM) Dastote: but i did sex his ass once
(1:34:08 PM) Boxly: vJE: I just hate the fact that christmas is the only one that gets any real application lately.
(1:34:26 PM) Boxly: The classic cycle has been disrupted through media satiation, a far higher resolution now.
(1:34:34 PM) Boxly: The precision is staggering
(1:34:40 PM) Dastote: on what
(1:34:53 PM) Boxly: The mechanism of control.
(1:35:10 PM) Dastote: yeah yeah control
(1:35:14 PM) Dastote: but what are you talking about
(1:35:17 PM) Dastote: fill it in for me
(1:35:34 PM) Dastote: fall has been a season for gripping the human experience?
(1:35:50 PM) Boxly: The regulation of the emotional states of the population
(1:35:58 PM) Dastote: oh yeah
(1:35:59 PM) Boxly: Used to be done with a cycle of holidays.
(1:36:05 PM) Dastote: well i know how gays are acting
(1:36:09 PM) velocityJE_: my emotional state is pretty constant: depressed and angry
(1:36:10 PM) Dastote: but its pretty normal hysteria
(1:36:20 PM) Boxly: The only one now that has any meaningful effect are the winter 3.
(1:36:43 PM) Boxly: Thanksgiving, Christmas/Newyears, valentines day
(1:36:49 PM) Dastote: whats wrong with that?
(1:36:56 PM) Boxly: Though halloween is still a major party day.
(1:37:04 PM) Dastote: christmas/newyears myself
(1:37:06 PM) Boxly: But it's no longer effective at manifesting fear like it was 150 years ago.
(1:37:08 PM) Dastote: i dont party
(1:37:12 PM) Boxly: Now it's a party shot
(1:37:22 PM) velocityJE_: yeah man arbor day don't get the populace moving like it used to
(1:37:33 PM) Boxly: exactly VJE
(1:37:38 PM) velocityJE_: haha
(1:37:41 PM) Dastote: i like christmas because i get the machines and shit i wouldnt on my own accord
(1:37:44 PM) Dastote: so i wait for it
(1:38:03 PM) Boxly: If we could just get people thoroughly into all holidays then the little buggers could play the game.
(1:38:13 PM) Boxly: Because otherwise, you need an in with the media outlets
(1:38:23 PM) Boxly: to be able to predict with enough leeway in order to make proper adjustments
(1:39:36 PM) Dastote: im really outside the level of influence from a flattening effect
(1:39:52 PM) Dastote: i get ancy from non permanent things like school dates
(1:40:06 PM) Dastote: you need to influence old marge and her canasta buddies
(1:40:39 PM) Dastote: i find JUST enough cathartic effect from my trashy movie media
(1:40:48 PM) Dastote: that i dont even seek television or people
(1:40:56 PM) Dastote: read dat, boxly
(1:40:58 PM) velocityJE_: look all i wanna know is
(1:41:08 PM) velocityJE_: how do i make a logitech gamepad work with GTA4
(1:41:12 PM) velocityJE_: COCKSUCK
(1:41:25 PM) Boxly: why the fuck would you want to play GTA with anything but a mouse
(1:41:28 PM) Dastote: get resident evil 1 instead
(1:41:39 PM) Boxly: mouseaim is the shit in all GTA games
(1:41:54 PM) Boxly: just running around blowing off heads
(1:42:20 PM) Boxly: well, I've gotta go get my house ready for the return of my brother
(1:42:38 PM) Boxly: We do our damndest to make him think we live some sort of vastly superior life.
(1:42:55 PM) Boxly: Oh no creighton, we always have a turkey in the fridge for lunch meats.
(1:43:01 PM) Boxly: And a fully stocked bar
(1:43:59 PM) Boxly: Swish Licorice? How about a nice Mason Du Chocolate liquor?
(1:44:39 PM) Boxly left the room.
(1:47:05 PM) velocityJE_: what boxl doesn't understand is GTA games are best played with both gamepad, for driving, and mosue, for run n gun
(1:47:12 PM) velocityJE_: TIME TO GO
(1:47:14 PM) velocityJE_ left the room (quit: Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client).
(1:51:12 PM) GRIMeee [~UserXP@synIRC-949D8435.dyn.optonline.net] entered the room.
(1:51:34 PM) GRIMeee has changed the topic to: ALVIS TIME!
(1:51:37 PM) Dastote: just fear not boxly
(1:51:50 PM) GRIMeee: Its alvis tide!
(1:54:06 PM) Dastote: "people are choosing economic fundamentalism and political fundamentalism, and THEN there is religious fundamentalism"
(1:54:19 PM) Dastote: "but theses a difference from being a liberal or a LIBERTINE"
(1:56:10 PM) Dastote: theres*
(1:56:35 PM) GRIMeee: Under neath the seaaaaalaabbbbb
(1:56:45 PM) Dastote: guy standing in for rush limbaugh is talking about the conviction properties of the right
(1:56:54 PM) leck1: http://www.amazon.com/Lost-Supermarket-Indie-Rock-Cookbook/dp/1593762038/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1230148383&sr=1-1 finally!
(2:09:16 PM) GRIMeee: BOING
(2:10:47 PM) Slothy_The_Snowman: Hi
(2:10:49 PM) Slothy_The_Snowman: I think this is going to be my next Xmas card design. http://thesuperficial.com/2008/12/danielle_lloyd_proves_the_brit.php

(2:03:58 PM) JohnForMayor: heres to your humans
(2:03:59 PM) JohnForMayor: fundamentalism"
(1:54:19 PM) Dastote: "but theses a difference from being a liberal or a LIBERTINE"
(1:56:10 PM) Dastote: theres*
(1:56:35 PM) GRIMeee: Under neath the seaaaaalaabbbbb
(1:56:45 PM) Dastote: guy standing in for rush limbaugh is talking about the conviction properties of the right
(1:58:15 PM) JohnForMayor: and how the left is trying to be expediant for beneficial gains
(1:58:29 PM) JohnForMayor: the story of this is icarus, he cracks out in the end
(1:58:36 PM) JohnForMayor: flies too close to the sun
(1:58:42 PM) JohnForMayor: :)
(1:58:50 PM) JohnForMayor: its pretty funny to hear this on christmas eve
(1:59:05 PM) JohnForMayor: theyre edging on my thesis of what a cult is
(2:00:14 PM) JohnForMayor: a cult (i know my rants go on and you dont read) is something that seeks pure destiny
(2:00:21 PM) JohnForMayor: like seeing into the future
(2:00:29 PM) JohnForMayor: and that is sick, disgusting and horrible.
(2:00:39 PM) JohnForMayor: in my eyes
(2:02:57 PM) JohnForMayor: it goes RIGHT in to what i say is cultish and true evil
(2:03:14 PM) JohnForMayor: its even preformed in the bible
(2:04:48 PM) JohnForMayor: with the lack of convictive properties
(2:05:26 PM) JohnForMayor: if this is man's swan song or prayer. and that is real. we're making one more monster
(2:05:27 PM) JohnForMayor: :)
(2:05:33 PM) JohnForMayor: how ya feel about monsters, boxly?
(2:08:06 PM) JohnForMayor: summed up: the left is becoming a cult from is own nature of overlooking ancient facts that are presocratic and up, towards a place where they dont know theyre bringing what i call real evil
(2:08:29 PM) JohnForMayor: real evil, the only way man CAN make it, since its fake to begin with, is through sheer rationalization
(2:08:40 PM) JohnForMayor: i call this, the actions of a criminal being childlike
(2:08:51 PM) JohnForMayor: and this new developement, the actions are quasi godlike
(2:10:10 PM) JohnForMayor: this happened in the renaissance, the industrial age, the american civil war/spainish vs french, the mexican wars, ww1, the depression, wwII, korea, vietnam, terror conflicts, gulf war 1 and 2
(2:10:12 PM) JohnForMayor: ect
(2:10:26 PM) JohnForMayor: its basically linked to reconstructionists
(2:10:34 PM) JohnForMayor: and its imbecilic
(2:10:40 PM) JohnForMayor: bam
(2:11:18 PM) JohnForMayor: THAT is exactly why conservatism helps
THE END 2

(2:26:33 PM) SRslly: stote whenever i'm at a gathering and somebody says HEY X SHOULD BE HERE BY NOW!!
(2:26:50 PM) SRslly: i always suggest that 'perhaps they died in a car crash on the way over here'
(2:27:01 PM) Dastote: man thatd suck
(2:27:22 PM) Dastote: i used to talk to a girl who died in a car crash
(2:27:29 PM) Dastote: like early this year
(2:27:32 PM) SRslly: the rreactions of everyone in the room will tell you who is the most superstitious
(2:27:33 PM) Dastote: shes so dead
(2:29:06 PM) Drake_Mallard: maybe I'll call him and ask what's up
(2:29:11 PM) Dastote: NO DONT
(2:29:23 PM) Dastote: turns out he was speared by a flying bagette
(2:29:48 PM) Drake_Mallard: oh I don't have his number :(
(2:29:49 PM) SRslly: yeah he'll be all OH MY GOD DRAKE I DONT REMEMBER ANYTHING I DONT KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED I NEED A PLACE TO LAY LOW
(2:30:06 PM) Dastote: man
(2:30:09 PM) Dastote: gimme grims number
(2:30:14 PM) Dastote: i will call him
(2:30:27 PM) SRslly: then you've got a fugitive crashing on your couch for 8 months
(2:30:35 PM) Dastote has changed the topic to: i dont give two elf winks of a damn about nothing
(2:30:47 PM) SRslly: making you buy him pb cheese crackers and motorola cell phones
(2:31:07 PM) Dastote: dude licks the butter and gets on the tv
(2:31:16 PM) Dastote: and im like GODDAMN YOU GRIMCAT
(2:31:25 PM) Dastote: and he coughs up a cigareete
(2:31:31 PM) Dastote: cat as tattoos too
(2:32:25 PM) Dastote: sometimes hes on the fence and hes all causing ruckus so i throw a boot at him
(2:32:39 PM) Dastote: then he makes a strange rubberband device and its shot back at me
(2:32:52 PM) Dastote: yeah...